It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

Ohhh, I get it. I get jokes.

Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others.

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

So absolutely no one calls soda pop?

Exactly, and the cell phone that could spring open.

I was there and, while Vin looked fine in Pitch Black, no one wanted those sunglasses.

Gary Larson was my favorite memer. Ever seen The Far Side memes?

This but unironically.

I think I will never understand why people put “Nobody:” onto memes.

When they say it’s for Lemmy, does that also include Kbin?

“Would you pass me the oar, cisgender Jim?”

How does this comment end up under every post about Netflix? Take a look at their financials. They’re doing fine. Great, even. Their decisions may be unpopular with a tiny but vocal minority, but let’s deal in facts here.

So much for the tolerant left.

Programmer DESTROYS Facebook rep and the internet can’t handle it!

I can see it on Kbin.

Dude, congrats on being reaffirmed by a total asshole.

And while you’re at it, quit telling me what’s going on over there.