You switch because new information has been added… If the host didn’t reveal what was behind one of the doors, you wouldn’t switch (or do, it wouldn’t matter the chances are the same).

Host shows you something that removes things from the table… And that impacts the probabilities.

Every now and again I crave sweat inducing, tear rolling spice, it does hurt and it is spicy but somehow I get a buzz out of it… Kinda bizzare really.

Control your children, or don’t have them. Fuck you.

Put your dick in crazy, other fun associated with that comes with the package.

I have 3 kids, they’re much older now and I love them dearly… Have another one? I would rather cut my cock off with a rusty spoon. I have no clue how I got through all of the crying and bullshit.

Nuclear weapons are big and devastating but… An hour away from a modern weapon detonation - I give you good chances.

Fuckin sweet… What you having?

Yea, problem is I can shield in place whilst the worst passes and still be alive…

Climate change is going to kill us all reasonably slowly, but it’s OK because we’re in the brink of nuclear war which will kill us quickly… Unfortunately, where I live isn’t a historic nuclear target, but areas around me are, so I’ll not be vaporised, and have to endure the chaos…

But… It’s pizza day tomorrow so there’s that.

Oh my god… Shut all the way up.

Might have a file system your OS can’t handle, there was some proprietary shenanigans back then or its memory is just toast.

“the only reason you are salty is because you like sync but you wish it was cheaper”

Err… Yes, that’s entirely the point…

I’m on Sync right now, immediately went to see how much it was to buy the pro version only to discover it’s now subscription and if I want a one time payment it’s a hundred bucks… Even just removing adverts is 20 bucks… Fuck this thing, I’m uninstalling.

As opposed to the legitimate gods blessings?

It’s been turbo janky for ages… It really does need to be sorted out.

People can’t imagine an apple in great detail? I thought this was just something everyone can do? Not only can I imagine it, or anything else perfectly, I can taste it, smell it, move it around in space inside my head…

I just assumed being able to do that was part of the human condition.

When you do, you are locked in place and cannot move.