Text has always been insecure. An authenticator app is better.

I tried a yubikey but most websites want you to use the pin for that which requires windows hello, and if you reset windows you lose that.

Duct tape isn’t good at binding to skin, after it gets sweaty it can come off fairly easily. So this guy could wriggle free if he really wanted to.

They hire literally everyone, including people that don’t normally ever work that type of job. Only like a third stay after the first week. And it’s still more money than fast food.