Sauron will whine about there not being enough space on the Ring for all of that so he had no choice but to shorten it but he should’ve thought about that beforehand and made a bigger ring! Ordnung muss sein!

You know that Inglorious Basterds scene with the three fingers? Works with letters too.

Hah! Did it 5 seconds before I saw you, Spidey.

Yeeeeh bruh

Took me 5 minutes.

I’d like this a lot more if they’d taken a cut out of his face and just pasted it over the original image, preferably very crudely.

Amazing true miracles in our life time.

You and I have VERY different ideas about what “saving the world and making it a better place” means but sure, you’re entitled to your opinion.

So… Did he press it then? Because I’m not seeing it.

Just because they don’t do it doesn’t mean they don’t have to. Similarly, some shops will give you credit instead of a refund and will only return the money after you complain - they know they have to return the money (or at least ask if credit is okay) but too many people don’t know or don’t bother.

Wzf, it’s true. Brudi, I thought I was on top of my rights as a consumer.

Thinking about it, I think I’ve only ever returned partial shipments - which seems to be one of the cases where the law isn’t clear.

Super nice to know in any case!

And then she’d know that something happened. Because if he’s the liar, that means the other one would truthfully say “yes, something happened”. And if he’s the one who tells the truth, that means he just said “the liar would tell you ‘no’”.

It’s the same riddle.

Fritz. Fritz, no. Fritz, this is not a smiley occasion. Fritz.

Telephone companies use ten keypads on a telephone to supply billions of telephone numbers. Cooks can produce endless meal combinations using the same technique.

1 - meat

2 - grain

3 - vegetables

4 - fruit

5 - oil

6 - water

7 - nuts

8 - fish

9 - dairy

0 - vanilla extract

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That would be acceptable so no.

Their day hasn’t ended yet, spiritually.

Some people (yes, I’m people) do need help with that because they don’t notice when they’re thirsty (or hungry). I get so absorbed in whatever I’m doing, I barely register the reminder that has been vibrating every 30 seconds on my watch for 10 minutes, never mind the fact that my head is begging for liquids. Having a clearly defined goal amount is additional help. Some older people also just don’t feel thirst anymore at all, I’m told.

“Breakfast” is literally just the first thing you eat in a day. If that is after noon, that’s still my breakfast.

(This sadly doesn’t work in other languages that call it weird shit like “early (time) bite/piece (of food)”)

Been a while since I heard anyone call China “our the biggest threat”. Come to think of it, I don’t remember ever hearing that.

Edit: the, not our. Makes no ultimate difference.

FUCK, it was right there.

Lesbians are ants?