You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

I’m also gonna stand up right now and storm out without touching my dinner.

That rascal.

Also they had stuff made outta bronze. Do you have bronze? I don’t have bronze.

My sister in law was written up in the New England Journal of Medicine for surviving a massive overdose of malaria medication she was given by mistake. It was something like 20x what any human has ever survived.

When I was in therapy my therapist said she could write a paper on me. Flattering but also hmmm.

Nice! I don’t know where I first saw it, maybe on a New Yorker cover, but the image came to me so I googled Norman Rockwell self portrait and found it.

Get off my god damn lawn!

2008 called for you but they didn’t leave a msg.

So… what did you say that link was?

Hey don’t try your backyarding and barneyrubbling on me!

Anxiety over screwing up virtue signaling increases.

Fox News: So-called “scientists” convince a so-called “court” to believe global warming myth.

Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE it’s plugged in?

I hate when buses come over. They’re always late and they stink up the place, and never clean up after themselves.

Lots of good pithy reflections there! Black and white thinking is my absolute top gripe about social media as well, and the reason most discussions just aren’t worth participating in. Every issue is filtered into a simplistic comic book or meme frame where there are exactly two diametrically opposed sides, with cackling villains vs noble heroes or underdog victims. Stepping out of the frame to acknowledge real-world subtleties makes you an evil apologist.

I think a disproportionate amount of content comes from people who find social media so much more comfortable than communicating in person, they use it like lab rats wired up to an orgasm button. They’re always partly engaging with the subject at hand and partly working out their own issues. Sifting through it all to stay on point (or even find one) can be a challenge.

Federal Directive 774B-2: In all official documents the word “blood” shall be replaced by “God’s life-giving fluid”.

Remind your faith that roughly 75 million Americans, all over 18, voted for Donald Trump twice. Might want to have your faith sit down first.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with laughing at the same things you thought were funny at age 10, but at the same time the way we process serious ideas should have more depth and reflect more life experience. More “let me think about that” and less “No U!!!”