Huh…so we passed on all 14…which is a fail…at least from my perspective. Maga perspective may differ.

I’m going to use this on my neice this summer!

Hehehehe, I hope I remember this 5 months from now.

Based on your username, I like to imagine Mr Magoo is a 70 year old boomer, who masturbates to source material that he claims is just vanilla pictures of naked girls. Then you, as the viewer, see what he’s been masturbating to, and it’s nothing “bad”, but it’s clearly a whole OTHER side to Mr Magoo’s kinks. Just a whole bunch of femboys, and gender swapping porn. Again, not judging.

But the humor would come into play trying to figure out if Mr Magoo is actually the homophobic hateful person he claims to be, and just has bad eyesight (again, it’s Mr Magoo, so it’s plausible), OR does he secretly know EXACTLY what he’s wackin it to, but uses the old hateful man image to cover his reputation if anyone discovers it?

I’d watch that show. Why can’t Adult Swim own the rights to Mr Magoo? They owned the rights to space ghost in the mid 90s, and said “Here, go nuts. We don’t give a fuck.”

DO THAT WITH MR MAGOO!!!

No no, you have that backwards. And also missing a bit of info. It’s more like

Any gender can kiss boys, as long as both parties are consenting.

The consent here is the key thing, not the gender.

Perfect post 5/7 score! The narwalls bacon at midnight! Did your mom break both your arms?

You say that like the french didn’t have slaves…

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like OH MY GOD WHY IS THE CAT DEAD???

…joke?

Mastodon is not a twitter clone.

Bluesky is a twitter clone, without musk. That’s all these people want. They’ve never heard about the fediverse. They’re not protesting corporate centralism.

They just don’t like twitter being a right wing agenda. They want a twitter experience circa before musk bought it, simply because it was left wing before.

That’s bluesky. That’s not mastodon.

eats a red delicious

Wha…oh my god. How have I never realized this???

Now if you’l excuse me, I have to make a collect call to my parents. My name is Bob Adababyitzaboi.

“You know, the house next to the one that has that little cunt kid. You know the one. Always leaving his bike on the lawn, and being a real disrespectful little shit if you try to explain it’s gonna get stolen in THIS neighborhood. The house next to that. The white one, not the blue one on the other side.”

Mailman: “Oh. Yeah. I DO know that little fucker. Damn near tripped over his bike when it was covered in snow, and I didn’t know it was there.”

You give him the finger, he reaches down, pulls up his leg, and gives you the middle toe.

I downloaded this photo and named the file deadcunt.jpg

4 ceo’s downvoted this.

…so did his crush punch him in the eye? What’s going on here?

If my kid ever feels like this, I am going to be angry, and have a LOT of questions. Mostly in a very pissed off tone.

…I don’t have kids, and the last time someone COULD HAVE potentially gotten pregnant from me and kept it secret would have been 2006. But I’m 99.9% sure I don’t have kids.

So if I found out I have a kid, I would be confuuuuuuused.

Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.

One day…we’re going to observe the non-observable universe, and discover that it’s exactly like this universe, except it"s last week. And then we’ll do it again in a different direction, and it’ll be next week. And we’ll do it again, and again, and again, and again, and eventually figure out that everything we do, ever have done, or ever will do, only applies to THIS observable universe. And that we’re one of an uncountable number of universes. Each a slightly different time than ours.

And no, it’s not time travel. If you go to another universe, and kill Tom, then come back here, Tom is still alive. If you go back to that universe, Tom is still dead and you get arrested.

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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