Ok. Guess I’m too old for this kind of humor. Thanks to the spoiler though :)

Yeah well that’s 30% more than me. I’m at a complete loss, but I don’t know why that’s so funny. By now I’m too afraid to ask…

I was born just before the Chernobyl disaster. Which explains a lot of what’s wrong with me, now coming to think of it…

Ain’t no anyone ever tell yuuu it’s coulur yuuu dummy? Speak proper 'Murican or go back to Mexicow.

People don’t have holidays anymore these days?

To me it’s 3 things why I’m vegan (although I do eat cheese sometimes, there’s no proper substitute and I’m a Dutch cheese head).

1. Animal cruelty
2. Health
3. Enviroment

So I prefer to substitute meat with beans for example, instead of heavily processed fake meat. Although sometimes a proper vegan burger, like the BeyondBurger, is nice (unhealthy) comfort food. Also on holiday to Cambodia I did eat some meat as I wanted to experience the original Cambodian cuisine. That was the first time in 12 years I ate meat and it got me food poisoning which resulted in a heavy stomach infection. Worth it though, the Cambodians know how to cook!

Oh I’ve met plenty. And I try to stay clear of them

So I’m a vegan. The 2 types of vegans I see are these:

1. The terror vegan: “Everyone who isn’t 100% vegan is a genocidal nazi and I’ll make sure to tell them constantly.” aka the ones that give veganism a bad name.

2. The normal vegan: “When it comes to pollution, the mega corps are at failt. But when it comes to animal product consumption, the consumer is the driving factor. I can’t expect everyone to become a vegan, but it would already help a lot if everyone would start to consume a bit less. Like once or twice a week no meat. But if you won’t I wouldn’t hold it against you, we’re still friends after all.” aka the vegan I’d like to be.

Sadly there’s extremism in every field.

It’s not just beers. A coke is 4. Alcohol free beer is also 5. Coffee is about threefiddy. I’m not going to drink coffee all day. A cocktail is between 14 and 18, a mocktail is maybe 2 euros cheaper.

Same. I see friends regularly, but almost always as living room chillings.

I cannot even financially support that. A beer costs between 5 and 8 euros. Having a few beers and some snacks for 2 hours is a bill of 60 euros. Imagine doing that for several hours every day. I can’t spend 100-150 euros every day.

I agree with your spoiler. But when you look at how Apple works, with there monopoly with their app store and how old phones get mediocre updates while newer phones lack significant improvements, while they do their best to make it exclusive (for example, even though usb C is forced on to them, they have their own version. But also removing the aux plus which sadly is copied by other brands). Samsung does the same, as they joined the fight against right to repair so they are just as evil as Apple imo. Many brands are either from mega corps and push apps onto you and love to exploit their users, or are Chinese brands stealing away customers with too cheap prices while their next line is just as bad as the competition while they hoard your data. It’s hard to find a decent brand these days. It’s just an ocean of shit companies.

“it just works” is also what my partner says, but we can’t videocall through Signal for longer than 1h because her iPhone will overheat and go into temp error mode and shuts down. And even when charging the battery with the official charger it will drain faster than it can charge during a videocall. Apple is far superior for sure xD

Never heard anyone call their mom a girl before, but ok

Can I register your bet for 27 dollars or euros?

When will he be hacked… Let’s place bets everyone!

Got the wrong dentist mate

I can’t get through my day without a shit ton of drugs

This is still relevant.

Barber’s Johnny

Never had this issue. I do get the occasional boobs on me from the dentist or dental hygienist but I don’t mind. It’s part of the reason I come back there.