I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

Might as well, I’ve only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

Not to mention he had already run for president once by that time

First rule of accessory fruit club is, you do not talk about accessory fruit club. Second rule of accessory fruit club is, you DO NOT TALK ABOUT ACCESSORY FRUIT CLUB.

It’s been four days, I don’t think they’re coming back…