Ok this was working but now my slimes are unionizing (turning into Largos) what do I do now?
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Cake day: August 22nd, 2023
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They’ve canonically fucked and had kids btw
It really is a great game. I bought it during the last sale for $0.99 and have already played it for 30+ hours. You wouldn’t think a game like this would have such a skill curve, but the later challenges genuinely require a lot of strategizing. It’s very fun!
+1, I also moved from Beehaw to lemmy.ca and haven’t looked back. Very active instance with great admins who engage with the community :)
I love that this is making the rounds again
Jerma985 is a YouTube/Twitch streamer, he is known for laughing at vehicle accidents & threatening to shove his fans into meat grinders.
Example: https://youtu.be/FaWPp7iHChI
32·1 year agoThe tags at the bottom are hilarious lol, who’s searching through the “journalist killed” tag looking for something to watch‽
Reminds me of this classic:
”We asked 10 autistic people if they’d drunken milk before and 100% said yes, therefore more milk causes autism!“ - peta, probably.
Here’s the copypasta (sorry)
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
There’s no better feeling than making a post to a dead community, and then suddenly tons of posts start flooding in lol.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_trees