Ray

Fucked Me

Yes, but what happens if I teleport into a bird one of those times? D:

That’s the first thing I’d teach them so I won’t be lynched for being a witch!

Sober… at a bar ffs, out with ye!

You gotta hawk tuah that shit.

It’s weird that it also has some hiragana thrown in there for kicks.

Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.

Idk about unfuckable given that he has 10 more kids than the average Westerner, but I’m 100% behind troglodyte.

Oh this is me right now. I showed up to work with a stomach ache. And while that’s gone, my body can’t handle being alive right now.

Did… Did you just link to TV Tropes? Do you realize what you’ve done?? You’re now solely responsible for wasting thousands of man-hours. Oh, the humanity! 😫

Bro what’s the big deal? Just get a straw.

Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. 💀

*aiming at your car* Oh, it’s gonna be fun alright!

Spiderman has always been a versatile bisexual in my mind. Don’t tell me you can put your legs behind your head just for fun, Spidey boy. I know your secrets!

YOU ARE BEING TRANSMITTED LIVE ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION. NAME ALL THE ATHLETES THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED FOR THE LIVE AUDIENCE. QUICK FIRE GO!

don’t let the balls touch because that would just be gay

When me and my homes touch tips we do this so we don’t develop feelings

Whale hello there! 🐳👋

Oh, but I have seen the roll behind the curtain! When Mittens slaughtered it.

I’d say it’s their balls since their equivalent are ovaries deep inside the body. The dick would be the clitoris, then.

You are so cool.