There’s always somewhere to get it.

No. In my region it isn’t so (but it was a decade or so ago, not anymore).

Depends on where you live. I doubt they have many pizzerias in Somali.

Have you tried a bus? Even cheaper. Space and time travel.

Indians have some multiple (like 6 or even more) hands goddess. 6 (or even more) guns are better than 1.

I don’t think there’s much difference between minion and Pikachu pizza-wise.