Leah96xxx (she/they)

Why would you want it to be pleasant? They don’t deserve the pleasure

Cw: lewd

!I… I would certainly like 3 women inside me…!<

:3

I’ve seen at least 1 website that actually had critical components like parts of the navigation classed as ads, so they had to almost force you to disable it to just use their site.

Imo, if you design your website in such a way where critical basic functionality is classed as ads, then you’ve built your website wrong. Basic functionality should not be capable of being classed as an ad.

I almost let out a squeal of excitement when I seen the Clangers just now

Sadly I’m no longer in the EU… (Thanks Brexit…)

Ok but I actually want that skirt… where can I find one?

I’m an advanced hole. The things that can fit in there are insane… but I’ve seen people do bigger

Oooooh, now I get it. I’ve watched too much life of Boris and was too distracted by the bay leaves

I know, but if I had a nickel for every time I’d seen a Zeus and Hera reference in the past day, I’d have 2 nickels

https://mastodon.social/@jamesthomson/113510511872778615

Either OP is an Octavius viewer, or just coincidence that I’m seeing a Zeus/Hera meme the day after they posted a video featuring that story…

Enshittification is more than just scummy vendor lock-in tactics. There are multiple things that count towards enshittification. Using “bot detection” as an excuse to block users with ad blockers and privacy tools is just as scummy

Literally me in Cyberpunk and Starfield

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

readies my crowbar and makes HEV noises

Wait, you’re telling me I’ve been on lemmy.blahaj.zone and I wasn’t subscribed to !blahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone? How did I manage that? I was wondering why there were very few shorks in my feed

Yep, it’s Scots, or at least mostly

I think it’s Bitch by Meredith Brooks

Good bot