Thank you!

What is that picture from. It reminds me of the movie Heavy Metal but I don’t think it’s from that.

Also if you’ve never seen that y’all owe it to yourselves.

It’s ok we’re all dumb here

You’re not 100% convinced that it’s a fake after it literally tells you to eat pizza and watch a movie as advice to deal with marijuana addiction?

Honestly I think you got me with not putting a /s because clearly you must be joking but part of me also is like “maybe people are this dumb?”. But I think I’m the dumb one here

Dutch is so weird because it’s like … I can almost read it if you sound it out a lot of times it just sounds like some really fucked up English but just off enough you can’t really grasp what it says.

Detached from reality. Period.

Yo I have 4 firearms and I find it disturbing too. It’s a huge cultural problem we have that, in my opinion, is one of the reasons we have so many more gun deaths than other nations around the world.

I’m going to lovingly cradle my SKS and try to not think about it.

LOL that’s rich, yeah you know who else has relatively good pay and benefits - a whole slew of companies, retail or otherwise.

He was definitely nice in highschool too so it makes it a lot more tolerable to see him have that much fame and money. My envy is enormous but he deserves it 🙂

to melt away his shame.

Why should there be any shame to melt away?

I don’t think you should be ashamed to enjoy jerking it with nice tech. I could enjoy this but as like a once in awhile thing. I’m not getting suited up every time I spank the monkey.

When these sex bots come out you’re gonna have to get a top of the line edition to do all that.

To be fair that’s a pretty legit set up.

Idk if I’d want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

That’s just the storyline you’re thinking of.

You can buy ass on the side in the game too, like hookers in GTA except I think they have some sex scene animations, idk I don’t remember tbh.

Hmm I should make a note of those terpenes. Internet stranger TMI here but having ibs-d I’ve found marijuana is one of the few things that has seemed to help some over the course of my life.

Even the prescription medicine I’ve taken for it wears off sooner or later but I’ve never really paid attention that strictly to terpenes, perhaps it’s time I do so.

It’s because they’re emotional support vehicles for suburban dudes who have an incredibly fragile ego. What they need is a van or a “sensible” SUV or even just y’know a fuckin car but these men are too sensitive and scared to drive one of those so they buy a truck as a family car instead.

It’s kind of pathetic honestly.

They used to have that at a few grocery stores by me but don’t any more. That was fuckin awesome, just used an app on my phone.

Try ordering ahead with curbside pickup if you haven’t yet and it’s an option for you.

If not … Idk … You’ll be alright. I actually prefer self checkout and to bag my own stuff so do keep in mind people have the literal opposite feelings on this topic too.

Not to say anyone’s right or wrong, but I do agree with the post you replied to, I bet so many people were mad they couldn’t just make a list and hand it to the clerk. I wonder how many tried at first to give the cashiers or other employees a list to get for them and then were surprised when they said they had to go get it themselves.

Now we’ve gone full circle with the curbside pick up stuff! I really like it, but sometimes they do bag stuff nonsensically but no big deal.

Oh yeah this by the way:

Surely after these first 2 cases someone would have communicated to Louis how this was bad, right?

Made me laugh. You know damn well if anybody said anything it was an attaboy with a high five.

Honestly, I think what he got lambasted for was almost innocent compared to all the other #metoo stuff.

I’m pretty sure what he did was, at the time, under the guise of a consensual sex act that the other party agreed to. Now of course there is a power imbalance and he admitted as much (His statement is here) but I found it pretty mild compared to all the wild shit happening and that happened.

I’ll admit it’s gross and he did abuse his power over those women but he owned up to it and was honest. Huge difference between jerking off with someone watching/participating and actually raping someone though and that distinction is important.

Everyone look!

(Crowd looks up at the sky)

It’s Captain Pedantic here to save the day!!