

I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news…
I don’t care how old this image is or how many times I’ve seen it…
Every single time, I end up feeling better. Instant mood boost. I hope it never stops getting posted.
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Hold her close and treat her as your own personal slice of…
HEAVEN OR HELL!
ROUND ONE!
LET’S ROCK!!!
I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.
Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!
Of course they can’t find them.
They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
I’m sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.
cue Devil May Cry soundtrack
Wheat Thiccs…
Southern Discomfort…
Hamburger Hinderer…
Joke’s on you, I’m into yanderes.