kreekybonez

working on the night soup

you’re a master of minestrone, and bread bowls, for everyone!

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.

same size top/bottom for both; only difference is that the standard has a wider body bevel, and the sleek can goes nearly straight down. same lid on both cans, as well. not sure what it does for the scaled material cost, but since the lid is by far the most expensive part, it’s probably negligible, compared to the ability to inflate the price on a taller can.

I can’t fully explain the trend, but ready-to-drink (RTD) alcoholic beverages are a big hit for the industry, and even moreso when presented in the truly/high noon shape. maybe it’s a generational thing? I don’t get it, but I’m also not the target demographic.

bonus fact: the conversion costs of filling sleek cans is pretty steep for most independent brewers, so craft beer will take a couple years to adapt, if ever.

and both of those cans use the same size lid

what could these symbols mean? even the best egyptologists are still at a loss

nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!

I recently had someone complain about a bolt getting hot while they were wrenching it. they created enough friction to notice it heating up. and then kept wrenching it.

also, I’ve started replacing normal bolts with rounded hand-bolts, which are nearly impossible to over-torque, so long as they don’t take a pair of pliers to them.

“little bolt no good anymore” - maybe don’t use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???

bold choice

klaus!

all-time sketch

both spellings are acceptable. the definition of “curb” as a verb is also consistent with its function as a noun. the difference is cultural, since “kerb” is only the preferred spelling in some places outside of english-speaking areas of North America.

“the city installed a kerb on the roadway to curb dangerous incidents of motor vehicle and pedestrian traffic”

“spelt” follows the same geographical distinction, as “spelled” is the preferred spelling for American english.

still, “kerby” is clearly the better pun, so thank you for that.

was it a car crash video/gif sub? sounds familiar.

I also remember a dank meme with a sketch of jesus and a helicopter pilot, with different dumb captions, like “hit this bong before you takeoff, bro, trust me, my son”

so that’s how the robocalypse begins. ai molds the media to make it look like we did it ourselves…

I can see Mark Wahlberg starring in something like that

it’s fine, as long as the toes are covered. bad things can only happen when the toes are left out of the blanket.

everybody knows that

I just played through the Prime-hack version on PC, and the mouse + keyboard combo is much more natural for me to enjoy it. Morph ball mode is still a bit difficult to control, but it didn’t bother me so much that I couldn’t still finish the game at 100%

Updated textures and HUD and widescreen with a custom field of view were also big improvement

but do you remove the pringles before filling the tube with Lincoln logs?

also, what’s the context here? I feel like I missed something good

his name is Petey