Wear two pairs of underwear.

Really dropped the ball at not using Manu-Eel.

I don’t know how to code, but I’m already a shit wizard.

How do you know dying wasn’t her exit strategy. That’s my retirement plan.

Yeah. I see real life stalking combined with emotional reliance on a fake person.

I guarantee 30 mins in walmart with me, and I’d have made the first serial killer when I send them back.

Actually, though, now that you mention it, we do have to fix your pay. We’re going to give you a 10% cut. Really sorry, things are tight, and during these troubling times, we all need to make sacrifices. Also, we stopped paying into your 401k. Breaks over, get back before we dock you 15 minutes for every 3 minutes late.

I thought it was 2°? A dime held out at arms length if I recall.

You’ve been Isekaied by, A truck in Seattle.

I gotta watch this anime again.

I see you like things that work. We’ve decided that we’ll break it, and sell you the solution. We call it service.

I think it’s more likely that it was better odds, and those that continued nomadic life died off at a much higher rate.

Is that what that seagull song was about? He was all geeked out on special k?

Take some dare classes, they’ll tell you!

And now we wait for chaos in a pin striped suit.

Reverse the cycle! Eat the rich!

Trump: “No”

GOP brain world: “In my experience, no means yes…”

Looks like that hole chamfer is wrong. Doesn’t properly fit the measuring device.

I absolutely believe he intentionally tanked it. Getting funded by the Saudis, though, means that he doesn’t have to be smart to do it. He’s just a puppet. Easy to manipulate, because though he doesn’t need money, he does need attention. Perhaps the easiest kind of manipulation.

I’m pretty sure once you reach a certain threshold of individuals, a minimum percentage will always be this dumb. I’m not sure about the exact numbers, but the phenomenon seems real