This is the first relatable things he’s done

“Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender.”

I’m sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that’s the gist of it.

The right pic looks like that guy who does food reviews while wearing a suit.

Psssss… Pssss…

Four. Will be five if my Grindr match pans out tonight.

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline

You can have cheap or you can have 4k 120Hz with HDR.

This is the exact model in my office. It’s been used so much that the screen displaying the refill count glitched out and now just shows all 9s.

Hahaha this needs to become a meme

The bottom-left one is calling to me

These would make adorable tattoos.

“I know you from your ass better than I know your face.” -Ilana Wexler

I previously worked for a remote only company with similar roadblocks. The best option I found was to have the Macs shipped directly to a tech to be configured on their network (with their network profile configured in pre enrollment for ease of use) then ship it to the end user afterwards. The end users liked the “white glove” service.

I worked for many years in endpoint management and actually like Macs. They’re not difficult to manage once you get the hang of it. In this oddly specific scenario, though, Windows would definitely be easier because the users could just login with their 365 account for provisioning.

You’re doing something wrong. If the devices are pre-enrolled in JAMF and you’ve configured PreStage Enrollment properly, they’ll automatically connect to corporate wifi on boot without needing a local user account or manual wifi connection.

Are you using JAMF or another management environment? Devices automatically enroll once purchased and pull down the management settings upon boot. It’s essential for enterprise environments.

Lol I actually have this meme hanging in my cubicle at work. I’m a M365 admin.

Nice.

I woofed at my dog today and he lost his absolute shit. Idk what I said in dog code but it must have been insulting.

Ew please don’t link Reddit without warning.

…Is that a quote from Spy Kids?