Karlos_Cantana

This doesn’t work.

Maybe it was the myrrh that resurrected Jesus. I’m taking a bag of myrrh to the cemetery this afternoon and see what havoc I can wreak.

I hear that all the time.

What about wire hangers?

Holy shit! They glow in the dark now?!

I have one of those.

Luckily the government stepped in to fix that problem by requiring everyone to buy health insurance. Wait…?

We make our employees sign a form when they’re hired stating that they will not mention our company or any of its employees on social media in a negative way. It’s standard practice. Any company big enough to have its own lawyer(s), they will advise them to do that because it can help prevent serious legal Issues.