

He didn’t say he wanted to make another sun
He didn’t say he wanted to make another sun
What if I just want the screen to turn on, displaying the last output I used? No, we gotta boot Android and then select the output through a menu for no reason
It’s been Mandela-effecting since the same day we knew about the bullet casings for some reason
Once my colleague’s dad threw gasoline on a fire and got 3rd degree burns, so oxygen is bad.
Yeah, but it’s a lot faster to dry it after use/cleaning.
The mystery is that iron will rust if wet. The care instructions are “don’t leave it wet for a long time”.
I think he meant Bush for saying that Christmas shopping was a patriotic duty
My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.
A Doot will visit you shortly. Please be at home between 6am and 1pm
Women are a bit of a full-on text and I don’t know what to do with the queen so I can do it now and I can do it now if you want to switch it up and get it done and get it done
The Irishman misunderstands
This is about butter, not nations. The nations are merely places in which the butter resides.
It’s genius because now everyone is right wing
You dust your sails?