According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.

I mean… That’s spot on.

Call Microsoft about a bug and tell me how well their support works for you.

Pretty well, actually.

The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.

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“Today should be a day of celebration for supporters of democracy and human rights worldwide, as Gazans break out of their open-air prison and Hamas fighters cross into their colonisers’ territory. The struggle for freedom is rarely bloodless and we shouldn’t apologise for it.”

– Rivkah Brown, commissioning editor at Novara Media, on the morning of the 2023 Hamas-led attack on Israel

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

You got to do it 3 times.

MUST…RESPECT…THE COPYRIGHT!

Will I get banned if I leave without posting?

Forget about it and go to sleep for 16 hours. It will eventually stop screaming.

My kitty is an evil tech wizard.
She crashed a newly installed default Debian Stable into an unbootable state, just by walking across the keyboard.

What you need is service that guarantees citizenship. And Dina Meyer in a group shower.

This isn’t the first time Metallica has shown an interest in the environment. Among other initiatives, the band played in Antarctica last year, using generators powered by a sustainable jet fuel blend.

Ah yes, that’s what comes to mind when I think about environmental protection - flying a few hundred tons of equipment to Antarctica for a 2h show powered by jet fuel.

Warms my heart how well Russia protects and looks after her new citizens during the act of voting.

Just look at this pic: If she were to make an error with her vote, those officials can point it out and correct her on time, before the ballot disappears in the ballot box. And if she happens to be an enemy of the state, she can be dealt with immediately before she has a chance of attacking the Russian democracy.

Shows you that Putin really does care in a way western leaders don’t.

If a lack of heroin supply leads to thousands of dead in Europe from synthetic replacement drugs, then the logical conclusion would be to decriminalize the drug and license its controlled cultivation in Europe.

The American interests are testing the drone in the field.

1. There is no replacement that has exactly the same features, because that would be identical software
2. There is no software that is bug/issue free

There are replacements that can do the same tasks and offer advantages over Microsoft Office (LibreOffice, Nextcloud Office, Collabora Office, Softmaker Office). Their main issue is that they aren’t what everyone uses.
The other issue is that Microsoft Office itself respects neither the open document standard, nor their own published standard for the .docx format, so it’s literally impossible for anyone outside Microsoft to make a 100% compatible program.

Outhere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass With A Boner

No

Unfortunately, the Fediverse shows you everything by default rather than things that you more or less want to

Uh no, that’s a good thing.