You win some you lose some /s

I read this to the tune of Yakko’s World

I learned this while trying to mess with Minecraft’s jar file

Maybe they’re a professor

I still have a tiny little monophonic CRT I found at a yard sale for like $2 that I use to watch my 1985 letterboxed Star Wars VHS tapes. It’s just a different vibe

My grandma (who lived about a 12 hr. way) had one of these growing up and I always loved it. I was disappointed one year to find that it had been replaced since it quit working.

I’m also reminded of my mother who, no joke, brought one of these home from the landfill. It didn’t work, but she gutted it and turned it into a bed for our little dog we had at the time. In hindsight, she’s probably very lucky she didn’t hurt or poison herself in the process.

I would love to get one of these to use in like a multi-purpose gaming setup. Like use this as the TV stand for the newer TV so I can play newer and older games in the same place.

There was some significant flooding in my area several years ago and a lakeside house a few miles from my hometown ended up being lifted off it’s foundation and carried into the lake. The owners, even though they lived next to a lake, did not have flood insurance. So the house sat there for a long while until it “mysteriously” burned down. It was interesting to me that it was left there as long as it was because this was a pretty nice area with a bunch of nice/expensive houses.

Source (Reddit)

“Spongebob, me boy, ye fergot to lower the control rods into the reacter core and now we’re done for! Argargargargargargargarg.”

Actually it was my mom.

I think they’re onto something

I’m not big on cannibalism but I do think it would be neat and cool and sorta poetic if we just threw their bodies into the woods to either decompose or be picked apart by animals

Charlie Kirk core

I’m also ignored in small groups. One on one conversations, even.

I get the point you’re making but to be fair I’m pretty sure General Zaroff did very much lose the game.

(Maybe we should take inspiration from how that story ends)

Ok so this template makes me lose the will to live

Jokes on me my parents only needed half a gigabyte of memory to do anything they could possibly imagine

Set it on fire then we’ll be getting somewhere

When I was like 10 I read a book about film production and it mentioned that in some movies they use shredded pieces of paper for snow and I’ve never been able to unsee it.

Like surely there’s a better alternative that isn’t asbestos

Imagine having strings