Where are you going? Get back here!

If I had a plane, I would be escaping my family right now.

I live in the states, they’re pretty common. They usually come in a little foil lined box with microwave instructions 😕

I’d never seen that before. Holy shit.

There’s Waldo.

Okay. But still ಠ_ಠ

Am I looking at mayonnaise? That’s like 1:2 mayo to dog ಠ_ಠ

Yeah, I think I look at it like a template for self expression. If it helps you say what you want to say, then more power to you. What exactly that is won’t be the same for each person.

Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.

“Dear God, he’s doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!”

I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.

No, but I would relish throwing you in a blender.

You might as well just use sandpaper.

Artisinal

👌lahoma

The only kind of correct on Lemmy is technically correct. Sorry, buddy.

That reminds me; I need to go back and watch Death Proof again.

I am Spartacus! I mean, the Grungler!

I can get down with this.

She didn’t blow too hard enough.