We didn’t have a printer so we wrote down the instructions and memorized them as much as possible because we understood that not paying attention to the road would get someone killed.

The same people can’t get their fucking eyes off their cellphone now.

People often say “we should send one normal person to show how hard what they’re doing actually is”

This is what happens when we do

Does Hulu still block Canadians though?,

Because you don’t want to pay the taxes for it. That about it for a reason.

Oh, someone lives in Québec city lmao!!

WTF? They taught us in s hook with very detailed illustrations and diagrams. We also were warned about what not to do to a clitoris, of course.

Did they stop teaching teenagers how not to hurt each other?

I… started doing that…

Oh I hate those. Not because of the job taking, that was inevitable. I hate them because while when I deal with a cashier I can do some small talk, or just smile at someone and remind myself that I am still alive. I can also mask my underperforming brain with words. When I interact with a machine, it screams at me at super high volume to put my god damned item in a bag. Like OK, you don’t have to warn the neighbors that I’m a bit slow. They already know!

That’s why I decided to get a purse. My pants kept falling off because of all the shit I carry in my pockets. My phone got scratched up by my house key. Now everything is organized.

Women, why didn’t you tell me about how convenient a purse is?

The only video game prison thing I saw was the guy who distributed SD card pirating cartridge and got fined into indenturement, which should not be a thing.