I have been getting more stoned in the past few days, in the hopes to provide more absolutely terrible jokes, however I went too far and binged a bunch of Mr. Rogers videos on YouTube with dabs.
Have you guys seen this man?! Someone this kind actually existed! Like man. Everyone needs to see Mr. Rogers stuff I think, it’s like, proper positive and stuff.
That’s exactly what the unicorn told me the poster would say!
Haha I love the humour, though jokes aside I highly recommend LSD: My Problem Child, by Albert Hofmann (the creator of it).
I realised I did too much LSD when I had ‘boring trips’.
They were the most bizarre. I felt in my mind that I already got the answers I needed, to better myself, and so for several hours I had visuals whilst feeling otherwise sober. Just waiting for it to pass. Occasionally looking at my hand to see if I’m still tripping.
Everything tested properly and obtained from sources I won’t name.
I felt the same on a few trips since. Although it is a positive to feel that way. It’s reassuring that I’m on the right path, moving by my own accord, yet I do wish psychedelics were fun again. Maybe when I’m much older, as I have zero intention of doing them.
30+ trips is enough though, I reckon.
Hey now, those poor businesses need to make up for their profit situation! Even though they have all made record profits year after year… After year…
We will be in a recession once they decide it’s time for one.
To think, we all thought that email for a free cup holder, which opened the disc tray, was a joke… If only we knew…
I think about this from time to time, how it was normal to take 5-10 minutes for a computer to boot up at one point in time. Now my PC is up in seconds, and that’s from a cold start.
How do you think I’m saving money? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not going to lie I’ve bought Prime recently… But only because the energy drinks are 4 for £1 at a local shop.
Sure it tastes like the sugar monster came in my mouth, but what a bargain!
I just wish social media wasn’t focused on so much, when it comes to politicians and other high figures.
They should be posting statements of value on official websites and the like, yet instead a blimmin’ tweet is the highlight of discussion time and time again. Why should I care? I’m not here to be friends with them.
I use Windows, but for the Win12 beta Microsoft asked for my firstborn son as a sacrificial offering.
I mean I didn’t like him anyway, but I just thought that was a bit weird.
The nVidia drivers seem decent though.
I’ve had a local place literally call them Chicken Balls.
I’m not sure if you’d want to Google for a recipe tbh.
I am born and raised in London, and also spent some time living in Wales.
The pun is well understood, and obviously referring to the fungus as a tongue in cheek sort of humour. I find it more difficult trying to figure out how anyone here would be confused by that.
Their fault. I remember a time when publishers allowed for people to run their own dedicated servers, for FPS at least. They could have modified that existing model, but instead they took that ability away from the user whilst almost simultaneously making excuses about the problem they created.
If their servers can’t run forever, give us dedicated servers on a larger scale FFS!
I do feel bad about the younger generations of today. It seems like every part of their life is recorded or streamed now. I’m not sure how comfortable I would have been with that, when I was their age.
I had a dream once that a pimp was in charge of alteration surgeries, and trans people walked in and he would go “FO’ YOUZ I GIVE MA BOTTOM SURGERY, SHE DA BEST SURGERY, MY MAIN SURGERY” and he was the best doctor in town for it.
Because I need to keep temps low for my erm, indoor garden, the room gets really cold.
However if I open up Call of Duty my legs remain nice and toasty.
You gotta be careful with that sort of thing! Have people not seen Freakazoid?!
Like many other shows, this one was a product of its time and wouldn’t work today.
Talking, intelligent car decades ago? “Oh wow! Futuristic!”
Talking car today: “hey Google, play Tiptoe Through The Tulips on 120% volume”
I remember back before I got my own PC. My brother had Windows 98, installed Morpheus (similar to Kazaa).
I looked for a game, I think it was some console game. “Wow, I didn’t even know this was on PC! Wow, it’s only 15MB, how did they get the game so small?? Computers are cool!”
Every time I ran it, the screen would go all funky with every click and after a while return to normal.
On a separate occasion I deleted System32 files (whichever ones it let me at the time), to free up space.
It’s quite funny that a lot of people ask me for various advice, fixing devices, PCs, etc. just a friendly reminder to myself that everyone starts somewhere. Boy I messed up so many PCs when I was much younger.