Because it can

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren’t_Real#/media/File%3A"Birds_Aren’t_Real"_billboard_in_Memphis.jpg

Yea I don’t get it… if it bothered me I’d just block that one person and move on…

A slight variation on your second scenario is parallel construction.
I don’t know if Luigi’s the shooter or not, but if he did it, there’s a decent chance whatever is presented as evidence has absolutely nothing to do with how they actually caught the guy.

I’ve just banned everyone from SJW. /s

Best old school perk is doing all your stupid kid shit at a time where cameras weren’t ubiquitous.

“I can punch you in the face so you need the stitches” would be my answer.
Although odds are I’d only come up with it a few days later in the shower.

It’s to highlight something fucked up that’s sometimes done on women after giving birth.

Quoting another comment in the thread:

the Husband Stitch is a real thing that used to be pretty commonly done regardless of what the woman wanted and often without her foreknowledge or consent. It’s an extra stitch or two placed when sewing a woman back up after a vaginal tear or episiotomy during labor. The purpose is to make the woman “tighter” so her husband can still enjoy having sex with her even though she’s given birth, which is staggeringly misogynistic and cruel. And it usually results in really painful sex for the woman because her vaginal opening is artificially small plus now it has inflexible scar tissue.

Not too long ago, this was also “offered” in the case of my sister.
The extra yucky part is it was offered to her husband without even her knowledge or consent.

s/protection/projection/ ?

This, but current situation has no wax and the wick is actually detcord.

Sunflower best flower

Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.

Good ole firehose

Aye. Whether or not it happened is completely irrelevant to the meme.

I’ve done this in the past and it works, briefly.

I don’t know, but that’s still better than printers in saunas.

I’d take alcohol over printers any day.

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I’m not even sure they need the unpaid fare excuse tbh.