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23 hours agoI, for one, am here because one faithful day, u/spez decided to restrict API access to third party Reddit clients, but don’t let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Posting is too much of a bother. I do this with comments instead.
Shaken, not stirred.
Sir, did you just call my wife fat?
Scrambled eggs with cheese.