Then they ask me what’s reddit… And I go “it’s like Orkut communities, just without the profiles” and they go “oh that sounds cool”

(Orkut was actually a thing here in Brazil)

It was the cashier on a stationery shop. She had to hold the mouse in place with one hand so it wouldn’t move, then used the other hand to click it.

I once watched an adult need both hands to click on a button and haven’t been surprised since.

Aphantasia can stop you.

Depends on the kind of search. If you’re wondering what was newton’s second law, you can just Google that. If you’re having an issue where your steam deck virtual keyboard is not showing up when you press its shortcut, the top 20 non-reddit Google results will all be random SEO articles about the basic features of steam deck.