Clearly it was staged because there’s only one cop, the perp isn’t face down on the floor and the cop didn’t have to take 3 months off paid vacation leave for trauma.

Or sweater? But yeah, the red one. So excited!

I’ve got that same collection and I’m actually excitedly waiting for the red blouse message.

This way you can easily tell if they actually had Sony guts or not.

It’s a digital douche. Flushes out the 0 and 1’s.

Double F with the recoil control and showing the hindquarters is intimidating af. Nice.

We appreciate your depression more than you (think).

Totally

Sounds like my honeymoon 30 years ago except I left the horns and dingleberries the way I found them.

Just a flesh wound mate. Get me a pint and I’m good.

The missing diaper was perplexing, I agree. And Bibi eating shellfish!

But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!

The world championships were actually in Uruguay in 98

That’s the Kansas state motto

Pray for the best, plan for the worst.

Shit I quite like Teams which I of course have no choice but to use every at work. I’m aware some folk don’t like it, through these memes and their various variants, but what are the main gripes?

But all of these things are now the greatest ever because Trump is president. We’re actually lucky they’re not more expensive/s

Back in the day the local Chinese food and Pizzerias would send a dude for free if you ordered enough and you just tipped them.

It’s not really a new thing and definitely a necessity on occasion.

These new gig models are becoming parasites and using them is painful to some.

and he obviously skips leg day

Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.