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I’ve worked as a software developer but it’s not my strength. But the spreadsheet (and buying a Hyundai) rings so very true. My life is in spreadsheets, from my finances to my holiday plans to my meal planning…

Well, have three then!

Well, have two then!

I’d give you Reddit gold for the use of the word ‘squamous’ if I could.

No easy way now, I guess. I did all of mine just before they shut off API access which allowed me to edit every comment to a brief explanation of why I was leaving, and then deleted them all. But that wouldn’t work anymore with the API access.

Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.

How did people get anything done if they always had to hold a cigarette in one hand?

They got things done with their other hand. Obv.

Chinny reckon.

And the name of that Albert Einstein…?

Well, that’s blooming marvellous!

I’m like 99% sure that “Violence is never the answer” is just yet ever more rich fuck propaganda.

“Violence (against the rich) is never the answer!” is what they really mean.

We had three Steves in my friendship group at college. Big Steve, Medium Steve, and Little Steve. Big Steve and Little Steve were a year up on the rest of us, so when they graduated, we only had Medium Steve left. We still called him Medium Steve for the whole year.

I don’t really understand what 196 is all about (other than that one rule) but it feels too late to ask.

Kind of the same as with all federated services. I’m faced by a list of 80 or so servers (the majority of which are tagged ‘Outdated version’) and insufficient information to help me know which makes sense for me to join.

So my interest kind of petered out. Maybe I’ll have another look in a few months.

Milton Keynes, prob.

You can say Berlinican, Berlinese, or Berlinish.

You won’t be right but you can say them.

You know the archetypal Scottish sausage is square, right?