I’m gonna have sex by fucking stress 🥰

Real flesh and blood dad implies the existence of fake flesh and blood dad. 🤔🧐🤓

So that means I can call someone princess and it’d be true 😏

I am expecting my hormones tonight. At the peak of my degeneracy.

Mmm. Micro plastics. Yum 😋

That’s cool as fuck but I’m a clumsy bitch and would destroy the screen within the first day of getting my hands on it sadly. 😭

it back

At that point, I’d get a new pan so she can use that as her security blanket permanently.

HUG

This shit is amazing is what.

Boykisser always looks so cute and huggable.

boop

Do you like baked beans? I like baked beans.

How it feels to sleep in a king bed.

Cuddly Crime Machine

Me consuming my gender conversion drugz.

This is why martial arts are useless in the modern age. Don’t bother learning any of them. Just keep being a gremlin at home instead.

Do not hit yourself on the head with your own penis. It’s illegal.

My guy singlehandedly caused the 4090 shortage

Alright let’s joke around