I didn’t realize how raspberries propagated until after I’d planted it in my tiny bed. The fucker spends every spring plotting world domination.

Also catnip, but with catnip there’s a 50% chance neighborhood cats will show up and roll on it until it dies.

Imagine paying for a blue tick on Xitter.

I’m not vegan but I eat plenty of incidentally vegan meals, and all of the best ones have been the ones that weren’t trying to imitate another food. They just can’t get the texture right and I’d rather not eat some squishy disc of beans and wheat while trying to convince myself it’s a burger. It’s not. I know it’s not and pretending doesn’t make it any more of one. Give me a good soup or curry or pasta dish instead.