BeeegScaaawyCripple

That looks delicious

or an indie group from toronto

? im in statesia and the last time i used an apple product was the 90s

coffee and breadsticks on my day off shuddup

Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it

Picantes

Take sheep bladders

That’s too sensible. If the explanation doesn’t involve the late Queen I don’t want to hear it

The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors

There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember

Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that’s a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don’t want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.

They refer instead to the butthole, though

yeah, most of those offerings look like trash. maybe there’s something about LA culture i don’t understand.

rm -france

uhhhh cap?

what’s your favorite flavor pie

we’re gonna need a shitton of nickels lead

i was in utah and there was a leader of one of their mormon congregations reminiscing about how nice it was to do at-home church and not have to come in. he talked about how nice it was lounging around with his kids with their thongs on. something ^something _something ON OUR FEET THONGS ON OUR FEET.

danny devito drops his ice cream cone with way too much ice cream given the teensy cone. “i just need a monster cone for my magnum ice cream”

that’s called having functional ears.

oh so you’re bisexual huh? name every man and every woman.