Glad to hear it’s not gonna starve.

Sounds like you might benefit from using a better mobile app. Which one are you using?

I’m glad you did!

I like the idea of the fairphobe

The fairphobe scares me.

I don’t think so. Touchscreens were not at all common in 2001.

Heh, and the graphics can probably be managed on any low-end phone nowadays.

My wife just picked Black & White (2001) back up. That game has held up better than I’d ever have expected.

Ah but if he’s omnipotent he can simultaneously have and not have a son.

Pillbugs here in the Midwest.

[citation needed].

Just tried it, got told that it is not a valid command.

it just blithely demands an elevated runtime for no reason because its developers were morons.

It’s always, always, this one.

Much better!

Most disappointing spoiler tag ever.

on the sidewalk in the wrong direction.

There is no wrong direction on the sidewalk. Sidewalks are two-way.

Too fucking wholesome this year.

I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

Sucks to be that cat in the smokestack.

Yes, they explained that.

An “images” subdirectory of the “pictures” folder? That’s almost as bad as the OP example! I could see pictures/screenshots though.

“Ate hirm“? Wtf are they censoring?