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You see, it’s true: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

“Ikr?” - Galileo Galilei

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

Try to train a human comedian to make jokes without ever allowing him to hear another comedian’s jokes, never watching a movie, never reading a book or magazine, never watching a TV show. I expect the jokes would be pretty weak.

It’s like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other ‘Captain.’

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I’m surprised I’m not hacking a dart right now.

It’s been a while, but I think I remember this one. Lim 1/n =0 as n approaches infinity. Let x^0 be undefined. For any e>0 there exists an n such that |x^(1/n) -1| < e. If you desire x^(1/n) to be continuous at 0, you define x^0 as 1.

E2a: since x^(1/n)>1, you can drop the abs bars. I think you can get an inequality to pick n using logs.

It worked so well when they did the same thing for themselves and Ireland.

Mmmm… Fischmemen.

It’s a fal-awful situation.

I’ve done a double slit experiment with OP’s mom.

I hear it’s a good place for munchin’.

Jessica went nuclear when they did that. It was inspirational and the FCC’s website got the “hug of death” for at least hours.

Basing your opinions on socialism on how Russia implemented it makes about as much sense as basing an opinion on Democracy on how Putin has implemented it.

The Dutch are sneaky bastards (stiekemeklootzakken).

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Ooh, now do the Hegelian dialectic!

R-N-R: “I, an Australian, have witnessed something upsetting.”
Hint: sound it out

Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9