My partner would have been haggling that vendor down to a £1.

Those are my questions! Give me back my questions!

Me a genX not getting the reference

They’d just ‘devide’ up their businesses into a chain of symbiotic entities defined by paygrade. Then the executive level can enrich itself insulated from us front line grunts.

Devide

verb

Obsolete form of divide.

Got that Lord Percy from Blackadder II energy.

Bloody Vikings

Starmer seems to disagree.

Ed Balls

That’s such a Kissinger frame of mind.

Order with injustice over justice with chaos (sic).

Augustus! Save some room for later.

Last thing I want to do is turn up the volume on my jogging.

Is your friend Biffo the Bear? If so I’d like to complain about the quality of the l 1974 Beano annual.

I don’t actually think there’s a ministry of silly walks. While this piece probably didn’t start out as satire it effectively tickles the same bones.

Sure it’s fair to have differing opinions of where the best butter comes from but Ireland likely has the oldest.

Dating apps are bit like voting in Northern Ireland in the UK general election. Technically you’re taking part in choosing the next PM but in reality you’re just squinting hard at a small list of munters that’ll do nothing for you.

Yeah that was part of the first red scare. McCarthyism was considered the second. All part of intrenching inequality by ensuring that the best paths to a healthier society are associated with authoritarianism.

And further on from that the number of real tankies I’ve actually seen on here is miniscule compared to the howling mass of McCarthyites that crawl out of the woodwork.