Foul Coughing

The Pillage People

The Shite Stripes

I love the idea that a product was created to prevent prisoners from smuggling heroin, but then someone said “You know, I bet that would sell great at Sharper Image.”

https://www.ebay.com/itm/146338364322

Or if you want to spend a little more for the real deal…

https://www.ebay.com/itm/335806880222

The Flintstones had a gay old time, not a straight old time.

Also, not mine, but I’m fond of…

“Well of course it’s not Adam and Steve, it would never be Adam and Steve. It’s Adam and Stephen.”

He looks like the bastard offspring of DJ Qualls and Marilyn Manson.

Did the statue get repaired at some point?

You ever watch Gabby’s Dollhouse?

She stays in her room, full-time. She never interacts with anyone outside of her room. She receives deliveries from an unseen outside force, via a cart and ramp system that makes interaction between inside and outside impossible. She then uses her anomalous abilities to shrink down inside of her dollhouse and have adventures in a pocket universe.

She’s happily protected, in a contained, secure area which she never leaves.

Gabby is a comparatively benign SCP.

( . Y . )

Broke: Nothing matters.

Woke: Nothing matters!

Bespoke: 🎼🎶🎵 Nooothing! 🎶🎵 MAAAaaatters!! 🎶🎵

My question was silly, and I appreciate the serious and thought-out response.

So you’re saying that the solar system actually only has seven planets?

• Is getting primaried by someone who is younger and somehow even worse

Dangle a tin can on a string out the window and listen to the rate of the jingle jangle on the pavement?

So does this one.

In a black dress.

These two on Rebels:

Moments later is when the show reveals just what kind of show it is.

Getting closer to Snow Crash all the time.

I love the idea that someone was working on a Luigi’s Haunted Mansion sequel when they saw the search metrics on “Luigi” go absolutely nuts and when they found out why were like “Oh… oh nooooo…”