Gleddified

Very nice. Now let’s see Canada’s business card measurement flowchart.

I’m just glad both Hungary AND Finland aren’t some weird cyan third thing

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

When some filthy casual calls a piece of classical music a “song”

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Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

Phone #?: 867-5309

DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.

I’ll be the musician - it seemed to go OK for Shostakovich

Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is pretty sour, and bootlicker gas… tastes pretty good!

“Plunging”? I call BS, isn’t lava way too thick for that?

He was my favourite ghostbuster

The best rendition (IMO)

You get ads:

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The last time I was happy was when the chrome icon was still three dimensional

The secret is using your natural reaources to responsibly build a sovereign wealth fund rather than fritter it away for short term political gain.

Gotta eat your secondhand content if you want to grow big and strong like your dad

Its OK, but the best meme ever? This isn’t it.