Exactly. I believe Halloween decor spending has been catching up to Christmas decor spending, but some people get particularly touchy about Christmas. People just want some joy. No, it shouldn’t have to be associated with purchasing, but many people have more money than time to invest in creating the ambience they want. There are so many more important things to get worked up about than people spending money on things that make them happy.

You have great reaction memes, and I’m shamelessly harvesting them.

I am so here for this.

It’s a slippery slope. I heard if you listen to too many sea shanties you will start aggressively lactating.

And all lives matter, right? How else can we commandeer this conversation?