If China is socialist then Lipton is tea.

Look into the country on the shallowest level. They have socialist programs but, honestly…

Well, down the list we go…

Murder was-a the case that they gave a-me!

“Did you ChatGPT it?”

I wondered what language this would be an unintended insult in.

Then I chuckled when I ironically realized, it’s offensive in English, lmao.

Active yeah, but I wonder how close we can get to the reddit side just being a referral here.

It’s not enough that Lemmy succeeds.

Reddit must burn.

I decided to stop starting fights here and exclusively drop my payloads of spite upon the denizens of Facebook groups and getting right in rightwinger’s faces.

As such, I now don’t have much of a use for Lemmy other than news and flicking the occasional Russian apologist off of the bottom of a string of comments like a dangling turd.

We are growing somewhat of our own, genuine piracy group here, though, which is rather impressive. I wouldn’t be surprised if practical groups like /r/selfhosted moved over here just for ease of use.

…go on

“I found a way to stay tied to giant megacorporations!”

head pats at the speed of light

WHAT A GOOD CONSUMER

I know, I just really don’t give a shit or think that anything I do has anything to do with whether Amazon succeeds or fails, and my focus right now is more on the ivermectin brainworms and my mom’s healthcare than getting a pair of socks. Guess it’s a perspective thing.

Priorities!

I can’t help pay the wages of poor Amazon employees if I don’t buy from Amazon.

Nah, I buy the cheap shit and just clone it. When it pops, I’ll grab another one. Name brands are for suckers.

It was either that or put on a clown nose and go burn my money on Newegg for $20 more and 5 more days wait time.

Then there’s the whole matter of the shirt…

HoloISO install on a Q6600 mini PC, gonna do Kodi, SmartTube, Jellyfin and slap an 8TB drive on it full of pirated games I didn’t pay for.

The shirt is for a Bible study group I was invited to.

edit: I am 100% serious

Wish you’d thought of it?

…almost added cat ears and socks to it.

“sure thing, 'sug!”

…you asking for her number too, right?

Listen to this stupid clown talk.

not for this guy. You want authentic American food? Leave your house at 8pm…AM!!!, Google “restaurant”, find a small diner.

Go in, order breakfast, two eggs, sausage patties, a southern biscuit, gravy, and get a pancake while you’re there.

You’ll leave feeling like someone hugged you and everything will be ok, and all you wanted to do was eat breakfast.

Are you crying?

Hug it out, man. Come here. It’s ok.

I’ve never heard a solid conservative argument.

no, because I’m racist isn’t a sound reason to do things lmao

Huh… the allegations against Kevin Spacey were dropped.

Well, guess he can go right back to… oh, yeah, entire reputation… ruined. Right.

That’s some American Beauty right there.

You don’t meet the minimum requirements to troll me.