No, they’re filled with only the finest Grade F meats! Sources include animal shelters, zoos, and circuses! Eat a corndog! Eat giraffe!

Shawshank redemption.

“I told you not to disturb me when I’m cleaning my room!”

I was unaware that the Wachutis were biters!

“You’re gonna laugh yourselves to death! Just like your idiot hyena cousins!!1!”

Right? I take pictures like My Name Is Earl.

Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog!

A Pete treat, as it were.

Whenever I see the phrase “crack open a cold one,” I’m reminded of my necrophilia phase.

Good times.

Nope, not at all. He wants all of us to be broke, and therefore live on easy mode. A true altruist if ever there’s been one.

You misspelled “Lapp” in your title.

I saw a Wednesday Addams recovering from burning man.

…basedbasedbasedbasedbased…

…meow.

“Seeing as you’ve already begun your community service by taking out a large sack of garbage, the court sees it fit to release you under your own recognizance.”

¡ did not know this was a thing!

Kinda like the guy that was posting daily screenshots of his gaming sessions that spawned like, three copycats this past summer?

At least take a potty break, ffs!

Now, that is a dog-loaf! My old mini weiner has gotta step up her game!

Trump, Putin, Netanyahu fit the bill pretty good, I’d say.

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