Charlie was never in charge of a country, so you can’t possibly compare him to Mussolini.

Holy cognitive dissonance, Batman! That means there’s nothing comparable? So, which one was the human, and which one was the golfball?

You can’t compare hate-spewing fascists because they because they weren’t the same RANK!

I’m honestly impressed; you’ve surpassed Mental Gymnastics and created Mental Parkour.

How many people did Brian Thompson directly execute? Do you also argue his hands were clean?

Don’t know where you’re actually located, but “center” and “moderate” are just smokescreen euphemisms for “right wing without the nads to say so” here in the Amerikkkan lexicon, these days.

“Nice vest! Y’know, you’d be prettier if you smiled more.”

Pokemon is knockoff trash. This is a Chinpokomon house.

🎵WO-O-O-O-MAN!

She stole my heart and my cat!🎵

Does meth? Or csa…? Or maybe this?

“Teaching” the Mormons about sinning?!? 🤣 Oh, you sweet summer child!

Personal experience is that quits holding up once they get to Idaho or Wyoming… had several coolers get lighter, as the beers went on “mission.”

Pictures you can hear

Got banned from that six-sided ursine comm for saying this exactly. Somehow, rape and suicide still exist. Are they even fucking trying‽

Ah yes, when i see Freddy Mercury or Magnum Pi, all i see is creepy redneck.

She’s not American. The use different terms for things around the world.

You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

“I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!”

Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.

Industry joke time:

Why does thunder always come after the lightning?

Because even GOD has to wait for the sound guy.