She’s not American. The use different terms for things around the world.

You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

“I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!”

Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.

Industry joke time:

Why does thunder always come after the lightning?

Because even GOD has to wait for the sound guy.

“He denies it. He’s not beating the allegations.”

Oh. You believe Elon. Copy.

ETA: this.

Is that so?

(X)

You sunnuva bitch. I’m in.

TIL being born on third base of an emerald mine with a diamond encrusted silver spoon up your ass counts as “competence.”

FISHING! I mean Leader!

I am become Pricks, destroyer of trust.

I’m a bit of a 4. Same shit, different day. Just gotta wait for Greg to get home and throw a stick.

“Hey Brick, where’d you get that hand grenade?”

Is your name Bumi, cos you’re a mad genius.

Statler and Waldorf are the two old man shit-talking Muppets. Servo, Mike, and Crow are the shit-talkers from MST3K. It would create a positive feedback loop of ever increasing taunts.

The candle, however, awaits it’s hour…

this meme was definitely not made my the skeleton inside you trying to escape its flesh prison.

Even the skeletons see thru your shit, Demiurge.