My friends say I am a problem

Sounds like your friends are the problem. But be a problem. Commit crimes. LIVE. I am here for you. You and @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone both.

:3

Yes, well… That’s what she looks like when someone with rizz draws her. Or so I was told, anyway.

Whoops, your party put the meteors next to each other again. No prog for you this week!

^Disclaimer: ^I ^never ^made ^it ^past ^T5 ^“on-content” ^but ^I ^heard ^the ^horror ^stories

Fair enough. I think it’s safe to say that my reply was a little heated. You are, of course, correct. I will edit my comment.

I had to look that up, but you are correct. He said it while out promoting 2049. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

Of course they are! I never disagreed with that. They are “more human than human”. That’s not even a counter argument to what I said, which is “this one specific human, who has basically forgotten how to BE human, rediscovers the joy of humanity through his interactions with non-humans who are ironically more human than he is”.

DECKARD👏 IS👏 NOT👏A👏 REPLICANT👏

I will bang this gong 'til the day I die.

The whole point of the movie, besides the cyberpunk dystopia that it created and popularized, is that Deckard is a HUMAN who acts like a ROBOT. He has no joy, no purpose, no meaning. And he rediscovers all of that, ironically, from his interactions with replicants - Roy Batty and Rachael most of all. It’s the Sarah Connor, end of Terminator 2 thought that “if a machine - a Terminator - can learn the meaning of life, perhaps there’s hope for the rest of us.”

And that DOESN’T FUCKING WORK if Deckard is a replicant. Philip K Dick, Harrison Ford, EVERYONE on the production EXCEPT Ridley Scott either knew this or figured it out. But because Mr. Auteur decided to share his braindead take and even cut a scene from a whole-ass other movie into Blade Runner to make you think MAYBE the robot-killer cop is himself a robot because “whoa man how mind-blowing”, now we have to get people saying that’s how it is for the rest of humanity.

Deckard is not a replicant. END OF.

edit: it has been pointed out to me that Harrison has reversed his stance on whether Deckard is a replicant, and my last sentence was factually incorrect in that there IS, of course, ambiguity in the film about who’s a replicant or not. Making Deckard into one, IMO, is still a braindead take that makes the movie subjectively worse, but I should still try to be accurate.

Close - he’s Scottish.

For the out-of-the-loop: this is a reference to a Breaking Bad comic with Gus Fring and Walter White. I suppose it could be looked at as a commentary about how businesses shamelessly pander to LBGTQ+ folks during the month of June, but at its heart it’s really just a dumb shitpost that was drawn exponentially better than the source material.

For real though, I love how the artist attempted to emulate Gus’s smirk and it makes Maru look demented. No, really. I love that. 10/10, no notes.

This has been my past four or five weekends. Can’t make myself do anything. It’s maddening.

And then Steve does Up+B in the wrong direction and sails off the stage.

He was great in Minority Report. I’ll concede that that isn’t a Colin Farrell movie, and that objectively it’s not a great movie. But HE was good, in it.

May we both roll high.

Bames Nond’s having a stronk. Call a Bondulance.

DDG says it’s from a HubSpot commercial. She plays a CEO of a pirate ship?

Superior Iron Man! The lead up to the story is: a lot of Marvel heroes were magically turned evil, things happened and they all were returned to normal, EXCEPT for Tony, who somehow managed to avoid being returned to normal AND hide that he was still evil, and went on to do some decidedly “modern billionaire tech bro” horrible shit with his advanced tech.

What a fucked up storyline. Still a good read, though.

It’s Charles and Gina discussing the upcoming Boyle family vacation. The original line is “‘Tent’ singular? Charles, ‘tent’ singular??”

Get outta here with that false equivalence. “I can haz” uses stunted language on purpose. The whole point of this meme is that it’s “it is Wednesday my dudes” but classed up. The grammar should have been correct.

Everyone blames the healer

… at their own peril.