See the turtle of enormous girth - Stephen Kings The Dark Tower

And they don’t pay the people actually proofreading/peer reviewing the stuff

I just started using thunderbird for Android. Coincidence? I think so

“[…] maybe they feel the same about the theory of gravity and just float the fuck away” - Tim Minchin

Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf

Neophyte - Neuken in de keuken

Maybe it’s maple syrup and a crisp pancanke

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

HeroQuest is the best game ever made

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

Wales added another shameful australian defeat about 5 hours ago

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia and destroy all humans 2. At least the humor kind of fits

It’s what the plants crave

Puddle of mud should be way more famous. I mean they recorded the best cover for nirvana’s about a girl ever made