GarfieldYaoi [he/him]

This capitalist is alright.

Because I’m terminally online, that isn’t stonetoss. That’s Boulderlob, stonetoss’ nazbol cousin.

This, plus the covid denial, it’s becoming more and more evident that a classicide is going on.

But that leads me to ask, what will the rich do when they get their “no poors” utopia? If everyone alive is wealthy, then are they truly wealthy? Hell, who will make them their treats?

: “It’s not corruption if you legalize it!”

They’ll probably take it as a compliment, but some people are total lumpens that yearn for the mines.

I do not understand how is completely ok with this, does he not know that when this happens…WE have to pay more of porky’s taxes for him? This isn’t just a tax revolt, it’s literally footing the bill to us.

Help, I’m stuck in a boring-ass red state so even some IPAs would be an IMPROVEMENT. Nothing but “Natural Light” here now that Bud Light got cancelled.

Ironically, then they turn around and call us condescending…despite our beliefs boiling down to “you’re not special. No one is.”

I know he’s a Tory, and therefore a member of “the good party”, but why is he so beloved? How did the UK become full of temporarily embarrassed millionaires too?

:3

This is what boomers unironically believe.

:“Don’t like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!”

: “The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!”

: “You will own nothing and be happy.”

: “Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what’s good for all of us!”