I’m not the first to say it and I won’t be the last, but it just amazes me how the older generation went from “never post your name online, never upload a photo with your face on it, and always be skeptical of things you see on the internet” to “I have to give this sketchy website my credit card info because a guy on Facebook told me…” and then the most bonkers conspiracy theory you have ever heard.

What if I’m already gay, can the ants pick up on this and leave me alone?

[laughs in trans man] no thanks, it’s all yours.

Damn, 2024 went by so fast.

My go-to is chump, because just imagine being called a chump. How could you ever recover.

[69ing intensifies]

YES, YES!

Hell yeah Legs, my lil beanie baby buddy’s sat on every iteration of computer desk I’ve had since like 1996.

The game is Bubblegum Crash: Knight Sabers 2034, but I’m pretty sure the text was added in later. There’s a fan translation, but the font is different.

The picture itself is from a Cohost post.

I just read through The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison again. It’s about a half-goblin half-elf outcast who suddenly becomes the ruler of a country of elves. It’s a fantasy book, but more about court politics than dragons. And even though that might sound a little dry, it’s charming as hell.

It’s worse than that, there’s Spock skates

Spock skates

Spock skates

It’s worse than that, there’s Spock stakes

Spock skates

Skates!

[“Autopsy report has been updated” sound]

Stamp collecting.

Say Gex? I would, but it’s not tail time yet!

Gotta flay if you wanna play.

Yer a wizard, pardner.