Can we delete a letter? Pear Jam sounds tasty.

Something something water something broadcast storm? Yeah that’s all I’ve got.

I’ve been too busy studying for my drug test.

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The Earth will be just fine long after we’re all gone. It’s us who are fucked.

How when broke?

Have you tried a different opening line besides “we want grandkids”?

“BUT MOM, LEMMY SAID IT WAS FINE”

What if I love writing assembly with refrigerator magnets?

I miss Hannibal.

You could even encode information that way to store it on the… wait

Yes

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The implication is that Trump isn’t Barron’s father.

Wait, there was more than one? What happened after the API debacle?

It’s right, except for the part about mushrooms being plants.

Asbestos and lead are too dense, thus preventing flight.

My comment is still visible?!‽

Oh God oh shit oh fuck

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