To be clear I think using “liberal” to mean “socialist” is just as stupid as using it to mean “economically neo-liberal”. Most dictionary definitions concentrate on the actual definition of the word in everyday usage and then also mention the political theory definitions. Choosing your insult to be a word that most people assume means something else is a terrible way to communicate.

Apparently everyone’s a “lib” when you’re an authoritarian

It’s all red, white and blue, innit?

Steven Seagal is the opposite for me, if he’s in it I know I’m about to enjoy a shitfest

I get your point, it’s just hard to give a shit when one amoral megacorp takes some profit away from another. Google owns and profits from YouTube videos and occasionally throws a few pennies to the creators if they haven’t broken this week’s selection of ever-changing arbitrary rules.

Family Guy, if it was Simpsons they’d be yellow instead of white/pink

“Stealing”

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it’s the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

Interesting, solicitors are mandatory in the UK, making estate agents even more pointless

Assuming this is in the US? Do you not have solicitors who do all the actual legal paperwork?

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism