I just remembered a…thing I have to check on in another room

Pork barrel spending is a saying, I think you’re describing the Four boxes of liberty. Jury doesn’t seem to do a damn thing when they just get pardoned shortly after conviction, we are somewhere between jury and cartridge.

And if you’re doing anything sous vide, use garlic powder instead.

The Gorn was laughable, but in SNW they are legitimately terrifying. The fact that every series has ties and often callbacks to others in the timeline is one of my favorite things about Trek, like Doctor Who it’s been going for decades but every part of the history is fodder for more exploration. DS9s Tribble episode is a great example, editing Sisko and Dax in behind Kirk and Spock

Discovery sucks but all the rest are fantastic, Prodigy is a kids show and still fits right in while continuing Janeway’s story

Currently rewatching as my bedtime show, still great

Yeah but if he never gets time away from the boulder to go show off his sweet bod then what’s the point?

I’ve had my thumb out for a while but I think galactic traffic is intentionally detouring around us and I don’t blame them

How many trash cans are there in NYC? Over the course of a week he could have sprinkled a piece of that gun in each of the five Burroughs miles apart, but he just so happened to have it, still fully assembled, chilling in his bag. Apparently this “terrorist” took the time to write a whole manifesto but stopped planning after “gun goes bang” and just started wandering around and thus was so easy to catch.

I’ve walked through cow pastures that smelled better.

Or the trunk of a squad car

Doesn’t have to be a big hole in the sidewall, you can’t put a plug in it no matter the size so a needle can render a tire FUBAR

They didn’t quite pull off the magic that VGK did on their first season but they’ve been fun to watch

How did they steal your wheelchair?

Mournfully: “I don’t knooooow”

Cracks me up every time

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

I feel like I live in interesting times, and understand why it’s used as an insult

You have no idea how rare it is to find a passing ship, much less one worth hitching a ride on but geez, I’m done with this planet.

Tbh I’m a bit surprised no one has carved it up for pre nuke steel

Proud to be an American-Lee Greenwood

Or Freebird

Ironically, moreso for legal reasons than anything else. If Jeeves becomes the sole guardian of the kids’ inheritance, offing him means you lose the passwords to the offshore accounts and control of the trust goes to some extended family member or the bank itself. If he can be coerced or turned, you’ve a much easier route to accessing the funds, buying the company that makes school lunches and telling them to knock it the fuck off charging children for food.

We don’t need to kill them all, just enough to make the rest realize that “number go up” doesn’t mean much when you see a torch and pitchfork every time you look out a window.

E) This is assuming all banks and lawyers follow legal procedure, which may go out the window along with the first publicly defenestrated billionaire so…I’m not sure how we go about getting all the digital bank notes but I’m just a grunt who exits the plane early, that’s a question for someone smarter

And I want my scalps!