I want my tail back

There are so many neat little things I could do

It could hold my stuff or untie my shoe

I want my tail back!

Just think how useful it could be on the loo

I’ve been using Linux for 10+ years and still get confused by this feature.

“Boss, he’s no longer regenerating… looks like he’s used up the last of his batteries to give us a little more Kebap.”

“Godspeed, soldier.”

It wouldn’t be an issue if you didn’t keep skipping soul leg day!

Is a toilet still the same after it has been flushed?

“Those are some nice vegetables you got there. Truly would be a shame if someone snuck onto your field every night and took a perfect cartoon bite out of every single one…”

You’re missing my point.

When the miner craze started, the top-line model prices shot up, and they never came back down. All the other prices increased as well.

In a few generations, prices doubled.

Just like GPU prices! As soon as those miners stop buying all the GPUs, the top-line models will come back down.

Oh wait.

Sure, that’s fair, but 1) you’re just one user out of many thousands, and 2) stuff like “multiple 4 minute ads in a video” is usually rolled out through A/B testing, so many users probably never saw it.

Apps and video games have been thoroughly enshittified, at least on mobile, but also partially on desktop. Amazon Prime is also still very successful and people have not stopped watching Amazon shows entirely.

Do you see the major difference? In audio streaming, most providers have most content. In video streaming, single providers have most content. That means video streaming will get enshittified much more quickly.

But at least it’s UE5™ brown 😎

Wait, what’s the implication regarding “fur slipper”? Did Cinderella lose her vagina, and all the women had to try it on…?

That standard won’t stop me because I can’t read!

No, I actually know those kitchen tongs, they are silicone. Have you seen kitchen tongs that look exactly like those, and have felt them to be plastic? Unless you did, they are 100% silicone.

Also let’s not forget that the authors of that study were off by a factor of 10: https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/black-plastic

That’s silicon

More of the same boring Draugrs I’ve already killed thousands of? You shouldn’t have!

My therapist:

Jamie Hyneman wearing blackface isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.

Jamie Hyneman wearing blackface:

Ah yes, Mexico at noon

Never before have I felt quite this seen by a meme