God, no.

I love my peace and wouldn’t trade it for anyone.

I suppose, if you’re looking to make it more convenient, you could cook things in bulk and then freeze portions of it for later consumption.

Good old Duterte.

Bummer that they’re not taking him up for one of his signature helicopter rides.

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. This guy must have been really badly-behaved.

Two wives?

That must be unbearable.

HA, needed that laugh. Thanks.

I had ‘be excellent to each other’ stenciled on my very first ipod.

Shouldn’t it be ‘tmrw’?

The national news media got behind it big, which I really don’t understand.

It never made any sense.

I’ve seen this a bazillion times but I will upvote it every single time regardless.

No, it isn’t.

It’s higher for Eric Adams’ photo ops.

It is rationally an awful decision.

LOL, that must be why the more socialist nations are so terribly unhappy, like Finland, Sweden, and Norway.

I do not think your opinion is rational or based on facts.

Realistically, it has sucked to be a horse for at least the last 5,000 years.

It very clearly advocates for and instructs people in child abuse.

Yes, but not quite as worried as if they had a copy of ‘To Raise Up A Child’, so there’s that.

This has ‘and the whole train clapped’ energy.

But, hopefully this legend really did this and has a great new gig lined up.

Jesus Christ, YES.

This is what we’ve always wanted since we left grade school.

Kids are the fucking worst.

you don’t feel that you have to buy many things outside of what you actually want and need.

That’s true. Most of my money, now, goes toward buying back my time in the form of saving for retirement. (At least, when I don’t have to help my deadbeat parents in some way.)