Oh when that happens my heart sinks and I pretend it didn’t happen so I have an amorphously-shaped yolk that’s considerably less runny than the other one (my go-to is two sunny side eggs)

What are you doing to your sunny side up eggs that accidentally results in scrambled eggs?

Where’s the recipe from?

You have prostate cancer

Haha woops happened to me almost. I still (painfully) remember spouting anti-hillary pro-trump rhetoric in my computer class 😐

Omg X-Files meme yes please ty